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Dumb Criminal of the Week

This one takes the cake folks. Check this out: http://www.rhea.xtn.net/index.php?template=news.view.subscriber&table=news&newsid=119030.

Pay special attention to the part where the police say the miscreant stated he “came to give the guy a whipping but wouldn’t make a statement without a lawyer.”

I got one thing to say to that: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I cannot stress the hilarity of this! This guy actually TOLD the cops he was there to effect a beatdown, but he wouldn’t admit to it without a lawyer present!

“I’m TELLIN’ you I came out here to give that sorry son a good butt-whoopin’, but I ain’t signin’ nothin’ that proves it before I talk to my lawyer first!”

That’s like buying the leash but forgetting to get the dog too. Obviously this guy’s elevator doesn’t reach the top.

Categories: Humor
  1. February 22, 2007 at 2:07 am

    hasta la vista baby!

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