I had a very difficult time swallowing this one: Christian nudists to build village in Florida
Okay, I didn’t even come close to swallowing, I spit it out. Hurled that sucker across the room. Covered the bottom of the bucket. Spewed it clear.
I’m still trying to figure out how nudism, or “naturism” as they prefer to call it, doesn’t violate Biblical standards. Maybe they can write me a concise, footnoted article explaining their view, with Biblical support (or in this case, lack of).
Let’s just hope that it won’t be, uh, bare of evidence. I would hate to clothe the issue with sarcasm. So let’s skip the preliminaries and get down to the skin of the matter. I just want the naked truth.