Joke of the Day
This crack by Guillaume McDowell over at Purgatorio absolutely takes the cake:
The best way to deal with TWO or MORE southern baptists is to open a container of alcohol in the basement. They’ll run screaming like vampires from garlic. If you try the same thing with ONE southern baptist, the booze will be gone in record time. That is also why you should only go fishing with a minimum of two Southern Baptists. Your beer will be safe.
Purgatorio: the best place to indulge in Christian laughter ever. And I do mean ever.