Anthony over at ArchaeoBlog posts a funny bit of bathroom humor about how he can’t shave with soap. An excerpt:
I get the idea, I really do. Basic soap puts little between the razor and the whisker and thus will not gum things up and make for a close shave. But it freakin’ HURTS. Remember that scene in Airplane! where the guy is in the lavatory trying to shave while the plane is landing, and the plane keeps bumping and he keeps cutting himself? And then he slaps some (alcohol-based) after shave on, screams in pain and falls over passed out?
That was me this morning.
It only gets funnier. Read the whole thing here.